Michael: “Going to the lavatory tends to be one of the experiences you dread at places like this. But this is rather special, the sign says: ‘Number 1 toilet on heaven and earth.’ What a claim. Must investigate. Can it live up to that? Here it is. Women. Men. Fairy normal kind of Chinese toilet. Sort of trenched down here, beautifully tile there. And squat down. And that’s what makes it special! Look at the view! Those jade show mountains ranged above you. I’d happily be here for hours. Might have to be.”