girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
Some people dream of marrying Benedict Cumberbatch. Some of winning an Olympic gold. Some of having a hit single. I dream of Eric Idle coming out my fridge in a pink suit and taking me on a gentle, musical tour of the universe with a little waltz interlude.