Period cramps could be described as your uterus being all happy about you being pregnant and preparing for it all month and decorating and shit. Then when it finds out that hey, I aint got no fertilized eggs up in this hood the uterus gets really angry and decides to take down all the decorations with a motherfucking chainsaw. IT’S THE SAME EVERY MONTH UTERUS. WHY DON’T YOU LEARN. STOP GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF.